15 Feb

There goes my hope for now ...

Like what i always say, so easy to strike no need to work loh ...


Well, that's my plan though ... Strike lottery, get married, live happily ever after ...


hahaha, what a simple plan ...


but there's 3 tough component in this equation ...


No. 1 = strike lottery

No.2 = find a girlfriend

No. 3 = finding the guts to get married ...


hahaha, easier said than done ...


why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side ...


so dick head asked me a stupid question a few days back.


(at the MRT station platform)

dick head: yo man, what are you doing here?

me: (taking out earphones) sorry, did not get you ...

dick head: what you doing here?

me: you me here? (pointing to the floor) ... oooh, i'm waiting for a bus ... quite a while already man ...

dick head: you cuckoo leh, MRT station where got bus ...

me: then why you ask me what I'm doing here?

dick head: hahahaha ...


well, this is a classic example of people calling my home and asking me where am i !!!