Most Wanted

I am officially a wanted man ...

Looks like every single KF member is out to get me ...

'' GET ME YOUR STUPID MANAGER, BOON CHEN ON THE LINE NOW !!! ''

'' Yes, this is Boon Chen speaking ...''

'' WOOF WOOF WOOF .... ''


Haiz, now I know why everyone is leaving this job ...

It is sure tough being a Duty Manager at KMS ...

I have not kena so much scolding ever ...

Period ... Even my Dad dont scold me that much ...

Even my Grandma and Mum dont nag at me so much ...

Oh My God ...

I think they must have had a bad day at the office, got nothing better to do, call up KMS and fuck the agent ...

If the agent is a blur sotong, get the Duty Manager, then fuck him upside down ...

There can be many many different scenerios, they did not get it from their spouse the previous night ,

They got a very bad childhood,

They got no fucking life,

They are born to make my life a living hell,

Or they are just plain irritating,

But never in my wildest imagination thought that I'll be so popular ... But in the wrong way ...

It looks like every rich fellow in Singapore knows me ... Thank god they dont know how I look like, they'll probably set their dogs loose ...

Now even people that I've never ever knew existed is cursing and swearing at me,

There is the guy who is cursing me to never recover from my illness ...

Comeon, doesn't mean you dont get free stuffs, you'll have to curse me ...

There's all these assholes that say that they'll get me get fired ...

I think I have to get a new job real soon ...

I'm going to be a teacher !!!

That's what I'll be ... Then this way I'm the one doing all the scolding ...

Then again, the parents will come to the school and fuck me upside down ...

Before I go to bed, I would like to say that whatever I said is purely my own opinion,

Dont go sueing my ass off, dont get get me sacked ...

Dont feel offended, if you do, you're probably an ass without a hole ...